Oh, this is a good one...

For those that don& #39;t know, @SheffieldStar is the local tabloid. It& #39;s also a bit crap, and the people behind it can& #39;t take criticism or corrections, which is why I got blocked by them...
Then I saw this pop-up on my feed...

https://twitter.com/thedogsheffield/status/1265764602878537733?s=19

Now">https://twitter.com/thedogshe... Conor and Sarah who run The Dog are good sorts, great to have a beer with if you& #39;re in the area, and even though I can& #39;t see The Star& #39;s tweets I knew what they& #39;d be pulling...
One quick jaunt onto an incognito browser and I see this...
That& #39;s right, a list of J.D. Wetherspoon& #39;s pubs. You& #39;ll notice I have an apostrophe in there, because I understand grammar. Something that is apparently not required when working for The Star...
But, being the curious sort, I decided to go through the list to see just how far the cancer has spread in my fair city.

"Urgh, crap, awful... WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!"
Now, it& #39;s been a while since I& #39;ve had a beer in the Lord Nelson, but it wasn& #39;t property of Wetherspoon when I used to live down there.

Now, maybe that& #39;s changed, despite my rugged handsomeness and charm, I don& #39;t actually know everything...
But something feels off, it doesn& #39;t fit the profile of the sort of property that J.D. Wetherspoon adds to their portfolio.

I know! I& #39;ll get my answers from the horse& #39;s mouth by using the J.D. Wetherspoon pub finder with the Lord Nelson& #39;s postcode...
Hmmm, it& #39;s not there, maybe there& #39;s a glitch with their search function that doesn& #39;t show you a place when you search from there. Let& #39;s try the postcode of the Wetherspoon in the old Water Works& #39; building...
So J.D. Wetherspoon themselves don& #39;t think it& #39;s one of their pubs...

Now I& #39;m not a lawyer, but given the reputation of Tim Martin, that could easily be classed as defamation or libel.

Let& #39;s hope the Lord Nelson are the forgiving sort...
And I& #39;ve not even gotten to the punchline. Slide three, got to refresh the page a lot to display more ads after all...
And that& #39;s it.

Yes, that& #39;s right. Kyle Wilson, writing for the Sheffield Star, thinks a Top 10 list only needs nine fucking entries!

I don& #39;t understand. It& #39;s not like he can knock-off early and go to the pub, is it?
So, maybe, just maybe @NancyFielder, this is why there has to be an insert on every page begging for subscriptions...

People don& #39;t respect a local newspaper when the supposed professionals writing it can& #39;t use grammar or maths...

Just saying...
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