threre's a ice cream truck parked near my house that's been replaying its jingle for over 30 fucking minutes. I know I'm being That Guy but I cannot handle it. Endless repetition makes me crazy. Not literally.

no I don't flip out if I hear an ice cream truck jingle as it drives around the neighborhood. it's when my brain notices "hey, yeah. that fucking noise has been repeating for 15 minutes" that I get angry. I can't help it.

i had a similar problem in Austin, years ago. the driver would park his car in my apartment lot and just let the jingle play, endlessly.

they're NOT allowed to do that. The jingle is supposed to stop when the truck does. It's a law! for people like me!

also., fuck ice cream trucks. it's not 1976 anymore, you antiquated nonsense profession.

why do we even have ice cream trucks anymore? we can buy frozen goods in every store on the planet now. we don't need your creepy mobile stores! maybe I don't want my kid to react like Pavlov's dogs when they hear a bell! I have ice cream in my freezer! It's already paid for!