Really mental lies Celtic fans have tried to pass off as genuine.

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"I'll just leave this here. HH"
"I must also note - with dismay - that the new Rangers FC (2012- Present) have acted reprehesibly throught the crisis.", a UEFA spokesman said.
"He toed home. Right in the Sacks, Sean. Right in the sacks! Split thum right open! "
That time they said we bumped a Roll shop.
That time they claimed we stole the Church water đź’¦
That time The Hooped Avenger tried to pass off a very common Newspaper Meme as a genuine article....... In multiple tweets
"Thanks Stranraer"
That time John James claimed Jordan Rossiter was actually a dwarf

#WeeAreThePeople
The Certificate of Ultimate Victory
That time Lionel Messi refused to sign a new contract until Barcelona signed Dembele.
That time the UVF and UDA went after a wee fat blogger because he said Rangers died.
That time they pretended UEFA wrote them a letter confirming Rangers died.
Blue Burkas and Orange Sharia Law
That time we got to tell the grandchildren that we were able to contribute to the fighting fund for 55.
That time we escaped a retail deal with Mike Ashley only to blunder into another retail deal with Mike Ashley.
That time the Reverend Mike McCurrie belted out 'Simply the Best' at his congregation and handed out 'Rid Huans' to this congregation.
That time Ness Bhoy 67 tried the scatter gun approach to lying.
That time John James pretended that Richard Gough was suing him for regularly libelling his staunch weapon.
That time they pretended their club didn't have to remind them to wash.
That time they actually printed out a fake letter pretending that it was actually OUR club who had to remind supporters to wash.
That time they pretended we destroyed a child's sandcastle.
That time they pretended the "Ibroxs Rooves" were falling down.
That time we forced poor Didier Agathe to attend training in one of Big Mike's tanks.....
tHat tIMe gAz DidNae LiKe rAngErs FanS hAviNg FuN
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