What is fascinating to me, is how measured the British tabloids have been in the coverage of this story. Had it been Meghan, not only would every damning line produce its own headline, there would also be all the reaction headlines from the commentary on morning shows...
The Tatler article was absolutely CHOCKABLOCK with tea, but if the uncharacteristically quiet tabloids have suddenly lost their appetite 4 dissecting articles written about royals 4 sensational headlines, I definitely haven’t😁
I’m calling this series

“If it was Meghan...”
According to #tatler, Kate’s upset guys😔. After 3 yrs of endless media abuse, with no support from the royal family, Meghan & Harry stepped back. Now Kate has 2 do 11 engagements a month. Almost 1/2 as many, as 70yr old Princess Anne does in a week. Totes unfair guys😩 #satire
According to #tatler future future King William has the Duchess of Cambridge to thank for guiding him towards his throne. Apparently without her, William is “awkwardly wooden”. Good thing she’s there to teach him a more regal carriage.
#IfItWasMeghan
#satire
Just when the press convinced us that Saint Kate is a faultless paragon #tatler is suggesting she isn’t one to cross. It almost makes u wonder if that “ruthless streak” ever turned itself on any other members of the RF🤔
Enough 2 make them leave the country maybe... #satire
So much was made of a former schoolmate of Meghan’s, laughingly saying that her husband was like a father figure 2 Prince Harry. The press asked if Charles would ever survive the betrayal. I’m sure that just as many articles will be written abt this revelation in #tatler
#satire
#tatler revelations about Carole’s decorating skills at Anmer Hall made me chuckle.Clearly not everyone is enamoured of her middle class taste or her allegedly diva behaviour with tradesmen.
Good thing most of the media r preoccupied with the decor of Tyler Perry’s house #satire
#tatler has discovered the secret to why Kate is unintelligible most of the time & you’ll be surprised 2 discover it isn’t a mouthful of marbles.
It’s thanks to an elocution coach, hired 2 help the future queen sound posher than the future king. #satire
#IfItWasMeghan
#tatler didn’t take their own advice, & must have underestimated the steely Duchess, bcos the story of “Catherine the Great” they worked on for months with the help of friends, courtiers & KP approval has been taken down from their site...but they stand by their story😎
#satire
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