I could live to be 150 and I'm still going to be cringing about the time a gentleman at an afterparty asked me how I felt about snow and I gave him my opinion on winter as a concept and season
The worst part is like he honestly, intently listened to me talk about like precipitation for five solid minutes while I was drunk before realizing what was happening, like he just let me have the floor to speak my truth
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