When you wash your dreads you have to ring them out in the shower and violently shake them or it takes all day for them to dry
Thing is I got this spider camped out above my tub, not sure what kind it is or if it's a boy or girl so I simply refer to it as "the spider"
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Thing is I got this spider camped out above my tub, not sure what kind it is or if it's a boy or girl so I simply refer to it as "the spider"
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So everyday I go in & wash my hair. And everyday the spider takes incredible offense when I shake my dreads dry because, from what I'm guessing, the spider feels like it's a full on attack
The spider does this dance, back & forth, back & forth in an attempt to intimidate me
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The spider does this dance, back & forth, back & forth in an attempt to intimidate me
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I'm pretty sure the spider hates me, but it's all good, I can understand why
Then the unthinkable happened
I'm washing & I see a dark spot floating across the bottom of the tub, towards the drain, & it's the fucking spider
I turn off the water just as the spider clings..
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Then the unthinkable happened
I'm washing & I see a dark spot floating across the bottom of the tub, towards the drain, & it's the fucking spider
I turn off the water just as the spider clings..
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... to the drain hair catcher thing.
I grab a towel & dry the surface surrounding the drain. The spider's still kicking but it's not looking good
So I grab some toilet paper & make it an escape route, all the spider has to do is take it... but the spider fucking hates me
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I grab a towel & dry the surface surrounding the drain. The spider's still kicking but it's not looking good
So I grab some toilet paper & make it an escape route, all the spider has to do is take it... but the spider fucking hates me
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It was like that scene in the movie Traffic where the lady didn't want to be saved by the asshole
I'm know I'm no clairvoyant when it comes to arachnids but I do know this motherfucker pretty damn good, but anyway
I jump out, shut the curtain & give the spider some space
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I'm know I'm no clairvoyant when it comes to arachnids but I do know this motherfucker pretty damn good, but anyway
I jump out, shut the curtain & give the spider some space
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Forgot all about everything until I went to take a shower & there's my homie chillin' Bob Dylan up in the corner like always
I washed my hair, it acted like it was going to kill me, and everything is normal in my house again
I washed my hair, it acted like it was going to kill me, and everything is normal in my house again