It& #39;s a God-awful small affair
to the boy with the tousled hair
though Cummings is yelling no
the story refuses to go

And his friends are nowhere to be seen
As he falls apart on live stream
On a seat with the clearest view
Like a sentient ice cream

But the meeting’s a saddening bore
For he& #39;s having to concentrate more
He could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask him the questions on

MPs fighting behind closed doors
Oh no, look at those spinmen go
It& #39;s the freakiest show
Take a look at the Goveman
Backing up the wrong guy
Oh man, the story refuses to go
He’s in the best-selling show
all for
lies in cars?

Better stop now.