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i’m boring but like pls
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1. i bought my dream car today
2. i have 6 cats and 2 dogs
3. i used to sell drugs in middle school
4. my fav color is brown
5. i stole some expensive headphones last week;) eat the rich baby
6. i really like to play the guitar
7. my grandmother does voodoo and the things i’ve seen arehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">
8. i have a document of every single time someone has hurt my feelings
9. my father is really close to a celebrity and hearing y’all talk about them in the tl makes me laugh
10. i go to art school
11. i have a made up language i use with my siblings
12. ghosts are real i have seen them THEY ARE REAL
13. my parents keep on saying i’m adopted and idk if it’s true or not
14. i’ve failed more than half my classes but i got my teachers to pass mehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😉" title="Winking face" aria-label="Emoji: Winking face">
15. my sister used to be a waitress and she liked a certain celeb. after the celeb ate at her restaurant, she took their spoon and we still have it in our househttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤢" title="Nauseated face" aria-label="Emoji: Nauseated face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤢" title="Nauseated face" aria-label="Emoji: Nauseated face">
16. my mom found my nct shrine (too long to explain) and she almost sent me to my home countryhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
17. i follow my teacher’s priv and watch her talk crap about other teachers lmao
18. i sang in the school talent show in 5th grade and my classmates still call me “party in the usa”
19. my 5th grade teacher stole my 3ds so i stole their phone (i gave it back but didn’t get back my 3ds)
20. my friends share a boyfriend but i was bribed not to tell
21. i stripped naked in disneyland when i was little
22. i’m banned from the local bath and body works
23. i was involved in my teacher’s divorce
24. i love lemonade mouth
25. i’m an ex starbucks employee, yes we DO mess up your names on purpose
26. i stopped selling drugs cause there was a huge drug scandal in our school and the teachers/students were kicked out (also drugs are bad)
27. i repeated second grade teehee
28. i love the moonhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💚" title="Green heart" aria-label="Emoji: Green heart">
29. my mother thinks that my grandmother “voodooed” her life
30. my first kiss was with a dolphin??
31. i’m really mf awkward irl but i feel comfortable online oof
32. i almost joined a cult cause my friend was in it
