Girl, I saw you sippin’ ‘rona
before I ever saw your mask.
I said, “Let’s make it a double.”
You said, “I thought you’d never ask.” https://twitter.com/JohnCooper4Nash/status/1265636377435279361

But you seemed to keep your distance.
Seemed to be about six feet.
I tried to tell you life without you
just would never feel complete.

But you said, “Don’t touch your T-zones.
‘Cause if you do you won’t touch mine.
And don’t you try to tell me ‘bout
your Hydroxychloroquine.”

Darlin’, we’ll be safer at home.
The whiskey is hand sanitizer,
and Andy Slavitt’s on the phone.

I gotta roadmap for reopening and I wanna pass Phase Two.
We don’t gotta take an ambulance to reach the ICU.

Yeah, we’ll be safer at home.

So I walked out into the neon lights
of Lower Broadway after that.
And I strapped on an N95
and took off my cowboy hat.

And I walked right back into that ol’ honky tonk.
Talkin’ through my mask sounded like an awkward honk.

The dance floor was empty, but my lonely heart was full.
I just had a feeling that our love could go viral.

And you said, “Don’t be a vector
if you wanna flatten my curves.
So far your rolling average
is really gettin’ on my nerves.”

But darlin’, we’ll be safer at home.
The whiskey is hand sanitizer,
and Andy Slavitt’s on the phone.

I gotta roadmap for reopening and I wanna pass Phase Two.
We don’t gotta take an ambulance to reach the ICU.

Yeah, we’ll be safer at home.