ranking the obey me dudes' tit-sizes (a thread) ok here we go:

in first place with the BIGGEST tits = lord diavolo.

theyre HUGE and VOLUPTUOUS. that guy is BUILT like an absolute menace, his chest size must be mid-alphabet AT LEAST.
in very close second place = beel.

our beloved meaty beefcake beel.... i mean, his boobs are literally popping out the top of his shirts, its no secret. they DEMAND to be FREED.
in third place = lucifer.

DEFINITELY deserve to be shown off more, but luci is a Classy Demon unfortunately. thank u diavolo for the beach pic 🥵
in fourth place = mammon.

the PERKIEST of all the tiddies, and mammon is PROUD of them. his demon form blesses us constantly. also one of the few to actually have nipples, thus making mammon one of the Superiors.
in fifth place = simeon.

now, we haven't gotten much canon art of simeon but HOOBOY those angel outfits certainly do his tiddies justice... also pretty perky, but smaller than mammon's in mass.
TIED in sixth place = levi + satan.

for a shut-in otaku, levi's got some pretty nice assets surprisingly- and while satan hasn't had the opportunity to show much of his, just judging by his one character sprite, i say he's got abt the same mass as levi. both somewhat twunkish.
in seventh place = belphie.

another one who's bosom has yet to be exposed- but nonetheless, just judging by the brief glimpse we've gotten, belphie's most likely on the twinkish side. his twin bro's the one who got all the muscle mass unfortunately (or fortunately 👀)
in eighth place = asmo.

the fact that our pretty-boy avatar of lust has shown off practically every part of his body BUT his chest is surprising to say the least, BUT i respect that. most DEFINITELY a twink, with some lean muscle, his tiddies are most likely quite Flat.
honorable mentions = barbatos + solomon.

NO TITS IN SIGHT, these two prefer to keep them Hidden from the world 😔 solomon's prolly got some nice boobs and muscle mass tho i can SEE IT
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