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•CONFESSIONS THREAD•
DM me a confession (true or untrue) and i will anonymously add it to the thread
sounds like it’ll be fun sooo
DM me a confession (true or untrue) and i will anonymously add it to the thread
sounds like it’ll be fun sooo
“i am bisexual and i want to shag a boy rn”
“Sometimes, I fill my bath with spaghetti sauce so I can pretend to be a meatball...”
“I had sex with my step sister”
“i told everyone i was the tooth fairy in year 3 n they actually believed me”
“I used to eat dog poop every 2 weeks”
“u should confess that "joao felix is an overpriced nonce who doesn't even start for leeds united"”
“I am a girl and FT just assumes I am a guy even though I don't mention it anywhere”
“I once made the whole hall way dance to origirole song in school”
“I once twatted a child over the head with a bin lid”
“I have jerked off to James Charles ass pics”
“I like boys soft and shaven”
“Im 16 and i dont know how to tie my shoes”
“I had sex with Mctominay”
“I fingered my cat because I was bored”
“i have one testicle”
“i shagged my mum”
“The only reason I’m having kids is too practice my two footers”
“I once convinced told a friend of mine to jump on a tree in the park and it ended up in her going to the hospital”
“I have never watched a full movie. I always fall asleep somehow or end up on my phone”
“I somrtimes add dog food to any soft food I eat to add more crunch and flavour”
“I’m 9”
“I am UtdAidan”
“ @MacckkUTD would get dicked down real good”
“i’m a madridista but messi has the best goal i’ve ever seen. in the UCL vs Bayern it gives me ghoostbumps”
“my dog just licked my cucumber”
“I consider Joe Gomez to be the greatest player of all time”
“ @DeadlyDijksteel is a virgin pussio”
“i eat steak for breakfast”
“I once nutted in a sock and wore the same sock the next day”
“Confession”
“i got one " I nutted in my dogs eye and he had to go to the vets to help his eye"”
“Fellaini is better than messi”
“I wank off to Phil jones”
“I fractured my foot and tore ligaments whilst doing a cruyff turn”
“I am gay”
"I had sex with ben's mom"
“I broke my nose after falling off a poma on a ski trip”
