Watches feel like they& #39;re more expensive now despite being entirely obsolete at performing their only task.
Like I& #39;m gonna put my phone back in my pocket to look at my wrist to tell the time lol
I get that they& #39;re part of your fashion statement, but I have a cheaper idea to attract those stares.
When you want people to know you can afford things you don& #39;t need but you also want to direct everyone& #39;s attention to the ends of your arms, get yourself some fashionable finger condoms.
I& #39;m sure y& #39;all want to see that one on the bottom of the screen. It& #39;s a thing of beauty. Probably shouldn& #39;t use it on anyone though.
At one point this thread was about cost vs value of a watch. Welcome to my brain.
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