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my bf... a whole clown and a half: an unfortunate thread 
so first off he got pulled over like two or three weeks ago and got cited for having weed in his car. this is where the story should have ended. but due to his lack of brain cells and overall disdain for commom fucking sense it only gets worse from here
then his court date rolls around and i text him to ask him how it went just to find out that ole boy DIDNT SHOW UP. so his fines start to pile up bc he doesnt wanna drive his ass to court and pay this ticket...
so eventually the police come knocking at his door for reasons that im still unclear on tbh. ig bc he’s not paying his fines but idrk. anyway ig he was clearly high when he answered the door bc the police asked to search his house and this dumbass said SURE AND LET THEM IN!
so they search his room and find enough weed for it to be a misdemeanor charge. so now he’s on house arrest for 30 days and owes a shit ton more money than if he would’ve just paid his fucking ticket
and the worst part is that i can no longer do reverse cowboy (my favorite position mind you) bc the fact that i have to look at his fucking anklet now really just kills the vibe
so in conclusion: he’s lucky he’s cute
(im kidding he’s actually the best guy in the world he just doesnt like to rub more than two brain cells together at a time and it really just doesnt serve him well sometimes)
(im kidding he’s actually the best guy in the world he just doesnt like to rub more than two brain cells together at a time and it really just doesnt serve him well sometimes)
