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Hello Ladies..
Here's a list of 10 things we guys wish you knew about most of us.
No hard feelings, honestly like 98% of guys feel the same way about these things, but somehow we just don't know how to say it cos then you'll either think we're stuck up, or unromantic.
Here's a list of 10 things we guys wish you knew about most of us.
No hard feelings, honestly like 98% of guys feel the same way about these things, but somehow we just don't know how to say it cos then you'll either think we're stuck up, or unromantic.
1. NO TICKLING!!!
We can't ever stress this enough, so we gotta keep saying it! DO NOT TICKLE US!!! We seriously hate that shit!! We know the reason is because many if you girls are very boring 'refjghsds' and can't make good jokes to get us laughing, so the best y'all can do is
We can't ever stress this enough, so we gotta keep saying it! DO NOT TICKLE US!!! We seriously hate that shit!! We know the reason is because many if you girls are very boring 'refjghsds' and can't make good jokes to get us laughing, so the best y'all can do is
to tickle us..
Sometimes we might be laughing, but we're secretly thinking of how to punch you in the throat
Sometimes we might be laughing, but we're secretly thinking of how to punch you in the throat
2. STOP LICKING OUR EARS!!
Ewwwwwww!!! I'll fucking slap your fake eyebrows off if you try that shii with me! Whether during foreplay or just ordinarily, do not fucking do it!! Even in bed it kills the fun of the moment! It's very ticklish, and that can ruin a beautiful erection!
Ewwwwwww!!! I'll fucking slap your fake eyebrows off if you try that shii with me! Whether during foreplay or just ordinarily, do not fucking do it!! Even in bed it kills the fun of the moment! It's very ticklish, and that can ruin a beautiful erection!
3. STOP STEALING OUR CLOTHES YOU THIEF!!!
HOODIE... you thief!
BOXERS... you thief!
FACE CAPS... you thief!
W..T..F..???
Seriously us boys love our clothes like mad, and we love you too, but please don't take em.. Don't do this to us
HOODIE... you thief!
BOXERS... you thief!
FACE CAPS... you thief!
W..T..F..???
Seriously us boys love our clothes like mad, and we love you too, but please don't take em.. Don't do this to us
4. STICK TO YOUR OWN DAMN PLATE!!
Like seriously is something wrong with you girls??
We go out to eat and we practically order the same dish, and as soon as we sit down your fork is in my plate stealing my fries!!
Like seriously is something wrong with you girls??
We go out to eat and we practically order the same dish, and as soon as we sit down your fork is in my plate stealing my fries!!
Like tf! I'll buy you 5 packs if you want, but can you just let me eat mine ALONE please.
Common sense should tell you if I buy the same thing in two different places for us both, it's because I wanna eat mine alone!
Common sense should tell you if I buy the same thing in two different places for us both, it's because I wanna eat mine alone!
5. LEAVE OUR BALLS ALONE!!
Look.. Listen, we get it.. Our balls look weird and feel funny to the touch.. And when y'all get your hands on em balls, you feel the two eggies init.. Now you want to start to jiggle it around trying to get emm eggs knocking each other around..
Look.. Listen, we get it.. Our balls look weird and feel funny to the touch.. And when y'all get your hands on em balls, you feel the two eggies init.. Now you want to start to jiggle it around trying to get emm eggs knocking each other around..
Honestly that's the DEVIL talking to you... Don't shake our balls, don't play with it.. Even during a bj, leave it tf alone! IT IS FUCKING PAINFUL!!
6. OUR NIPPLES.
Honestly most of us laugh at you when you play, twist, roll, rub, suck, or touch our nipples thinking it gets us the same way it gets you.. Jokes on y'all
Only like 20% of guys feel that shii, and it's because they've got gay tendencies. Don't waste your time
Honestly most of us laugh at you when you play, twist, roll, rub, suck, or touch our nipples thinking it gets us the same way it gets you.. Jokes on y'all
Only like 20% of guys feel that shii, and it's because they've got gay tendencies. Don't waste your time
7. YOUR HAIR.
I'll tell y'all the truth.. Seriously all your hairstyles look the same to us.. So when next you're mad at us because we failed to notice or compliment a new hairstyle you made to "look beautiful for us", don't blame us babe, you look the same as you did 6 weeks ago
I'll tell y'all the truth.. Seriously all your hairstyles look the same to us.. So when next you're mad at us because we failed to notice or compliment a new hairstyle you made to "look beautiful for us", don't blame us babe, you look the same as you did 6 weeks ago
We can hardly tell the difference between a wig or a weave or a braid or attachment.. We seriously don't care, and don't try to make us learn them
8. YOUR FRIENDS!
Please please please.. Ladies!!
We would rather listen to VIC-O than sit through a session with you and your girls.. Like argghh!!! For chrissakes do y'all ever talk anything else asides boys and makeup?? Why's someone always heartbroken among you girls???
Please please please.. Ladies!!
We would rather listen to VIC-O than sit through a session with you and your girls.. Like argghh!!! For chrissakes do y'all ever talk anything else asides boys and makeup?? Why's someone always heartbroken among you girls???
9. DO NOT USE US FOR MAKEUP PRACTICE!
Seriously us guys can't stress this enough!! Please please please, just don't do that. I don't wanna spend hours doing dumb poses just so you can go Michaelangelo on my face... Naah! That ain't happening!
Seriously us guys can't stress this enough!! Please please please, just don't do that. I don't wanna spend hours doing dumb poses just so you can go Michaelangelo on my face... Naah! That ain't happening!
10. *CLEARS THROAT*
The last and most important thing we want you ladies to know, and to learn, and to accept, is that...
FIRST ROUND NO DEY LAST
The last and most important thing we want you ladies to know, and to learn, and to accept, is that...
FIRST ROUND NO DEY LAST
