#startrek #FunniestTweets text from friend:

"Ok so I made a complete fool of myself this morning.
You remember how I told you we have Kirk and Scotty temporarily managing my location.
Well Scotty was changing into his work cloths in the office at work when I got there... (1/3)

Anyways I came around the corner and saw a shirtless Scotty and let me tell you that boy is ripped. And I may have said “well beam me up Scotty” (face palm) and Kirk was standing outside the office and heard.
He looks at me and says “did you really just say that??”... (2/3)

And I mean what’s a girl to do. I looked him right in the eye and said “yes captain” and then walked away.
I figured I may as well own it at that point. " (3/3)

*All events in this thread are true and shared with me by my best friend. I've never been so proud of her.