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Taylor Swift as The Santiago Drunkenness Scale: a thread
One drink: Spacey Taylor
Two drinks: Loud Taylor
Three drinks: Taylor Dance Pants
Four drinks: Horny Taylor
Five drinks: Confident Taylor
Six drinks: Sad Taylor
Seven drinks: a mystery
Eight drinks: Equestrian Taylor
Nine drinks: French Taylor
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