thread of carson quotes from his "making a ridiculous planet coaster park" video

"i'm more than just a miner, and you make me foam in the mouth."

"you don't know what cannabis is, do you? you LIVE in the fourth grade."

"welcome to my park, it's a paradise. you will be WARM and NOTHING else. everything is dead here because we're in the middle of the desert. it's basically DISNEYLAND."

"i've never seen as many broken bones as you're gonna have once i'm done with you. don't mess with me, i don't know what i'm capable of."

"i'm not reacting to memes, you have 'FITZ' in your name. LEAVE."

"where's the door hole?"

"i want people to be lost in my beef labyrinth."

"if they can't take the beef, then stay out of the chief!"

"-then that's how they extract the idea from him, and that's how they came up with the MCU. that's where they came up with robert downey jr. they extracted it from walt disney's frozen head inside the jail that they keep him in."

end of thread, this was from his solo vid btw