thread of carson quotes from his "making a ridiculous planet coaster park" video
"i& #39;m more than just a miner, and you make me foam in the mouth."
"you don& #39;t know what cannabis is, do you? you LIVE in the fourth grade."
"welcome to my park, it& #39;s a paradise. you will be WARM and NOTHING else. everything is dead here because we& #39;re in the middle of the desert. it& #39;s basically DISNEYLAND."
"i& #39;ve never seen as many broken bones as you& #39;re gonna have once i& #39;m done with you. don& #39;t mess with me, i don& #39;t know what i& #39;m capable of."
"i& #39;m not reacting to memes, you have & #39;FITZ& #39; in your name. LEAVE."
"where& #39;s the door hole?"
"i want people to be lost in my beef labyrinth."
"if they can& #39;t take the beef, then stay out of the chief!"
"-then that& #39;s how they extract the idea from him, and that& #39;s how they came up with the MCU. that& #39;s where they came up with robert downey jr. they extracted it from walt disney& #39;s frozen head inside the jail that they keep him in."
end of thread, this was from his solo vid btw
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