5 questions about Leo Varadkar's topless belly rubbing session in the Phoenix Park that the media are too cowardly to ask 👇
1) Why hasn't he apologised for clearly breaking the rules on no picnics?

Why haven't journalists or opposition had the balls to put it up to him?
2) Why have we not seen evidence he is actually living at Farmleigh?

He was at home April 9th and he stated in Mid May that was only going to Farmleigh for work

Until we see evidence he is at Farmleigh, we don't have to believe he is actually there
3) What the hell is that patch on his back?

Irish people struggle to care about anything in their country whatsoever. So let's imagine Donald Trump after a topless session where Melania grabbed his belly in Central Park

Lies on his back & there's a large unexplained patch
4) Why did the Irish media play Leo Varadkar's behaviour down while playing up the Dominic Cummings story which is happening in a completely different, unrelated country? 5

@fotoole @IrishTimes
5) How can a story be headline news in

New York âś”
Moscow âś”
Sydney âś”
Buenos Aires âś”
London âś”

But not at RTE, the station where the brother of @simoncoveney has influence?

Maybe @deeforbes_dee or @FergalBowers can answer that one for us?
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