Horse breeder association of America:

- Cars are smelly and go too fast
- Cars can be used to rob banks and get away
- Car manufacturers should employ veterinarians like we do, it& #39;s a public health issue
- The price of gas is higher than hay
- What will I do with my horses?
- More pedestrians are killed by cars than horses
- Cars are not cute
- Cars are too loud
- We like the invention behind cars, "pneumatic tires"
- We can use pneumatic tires in our horse carriages
- Cars don& #39;t work well on horse trails
- The government will ban cars, you& #39;ll see
- Only weirdos and criminals use cars
- Cars sometimes blow up, horses never do
- No one knows how cars work, it& #39;s probably witchcraft
- You can& #39;t whistle at a car and have it come to you
- Also, what will we do with all our horses?
- Don& #39;t worry, the government will ban cars
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