Horse breeder association of America:

- Cars are smelly and go too fast
- Cars can be used to rob banks and get away
- Car manufacturers should employ veterinarians like we do, it's a public health issue
- The price of gas is higher than hay
- What will I do with my horses?

- More pedestrians are killed by cars than horses
- Cars are not cute
- Cars are too loud
- We like the invention behind cars, "pneumatic tires"
- We can use pneumatic tires in our horse carriages
- Cars don't work well on horse trails
- The government will ban cars, you'll see

- Only weirdos and criminals use cars
- Cars sometimes blow up, horses never do
- No one knows how cars work, it's probably witchcraft
- You can't whistle at a car and have it come to you
- Also, what will we do with all our horses?
- Don't worry, the government will ban cars