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AAAAAAAH IM GONNA START LISTENING TO ARCHIVE 81
This sounds spacey....
Dan's really observant 
wait is his name Dan Powell LMAO
jfhfkfhfkfj i haven't updated this thread for so long so it was really hard for me to find it again 
but I think i'm gonna listen to episode 2 now.
but I think i'm gonna listen to episode 2 now.
why tf does dan's boss remind me of elias i hate it here
i'm sorry but the opera girl DOES sound pretentious but that's okay bc i love her 
IS OPERA GIRL OKAY???
"that's alright. it's not for everybody" 
alright i've finished listening to ep. 2 and it was really good! i'm getting more invested in the story as well.
gonna start ep. 3
wait is melody like a social worker or something? or am i just being really dumb??? idk man she gives off social worker vibes
this secret society shit is weird af
this is taking a turn i was .... not expecting
who tf is this guy that keeps talking about stories or whatever? he's pretentious af and I already hate him 
yo he's creepy asf
i've finished the episode and it's kind of different than what i expected it to be but it's interesting
starting episode 4
djjdjfjdjdjdk i hate him for making that shower joke 
not him talking to the rat ....
this tape is freaky.....
why tf does the guy in this tape sound like the guy from headspace. i hate it here 
awww the rat
PLEASE TELL ME THAT THE RAT BECOMES A MAIN CHARACTER AND APPEARS IN THE NEXT EPISODES AS WELL. I LOVE IT SO MUCHDJHDNDJDM
the way s1 jon from tma and dan in a81 both complain about their archives being a mess is so funny to me
these tapes get weirder and weirder
HES FORMING A FRIENDSHIP WITH THE RAT!!!! I AM GOING TO CRY!!!!!!!!
H-HES GIVING THE RAT FOOD EVEN THOUGH HE SAID HE WASNT GOING TO 
WAIT IS HE GONNA WATCH A MOVIE WITH THE RAT?????
WHO TF WAS LAUGHING CREEPILY AT THE END??? WAS IT DAN?
finished ep. 4. i am now wholly invested in dan and ratty's friendship <3
starting episode 5
wait are melody and alexa dating? good for them 
he's calling mark 
he's telling mark about ratty
fuck sports. all my homies hate sports.
anyways i don't like this guy that melody's interviewing
this mf way too confident for a guy named jon smith no but like I fr hate him
no but like I fr hate him
WATCH A MOVIE WITH RATTY. NOW!!
he still hasn't watched a movie with ratty 
all men do is lie
all men do is lie
WAIT MELODY IS A SOCIAL WORKER???? SO I GUESSED IT??? my galaxy brain
god i feel bad for mark
aight i finished episode 5 
starting episode 6 
dan i don't know how to tell you this, but there's like no way he's gonna let you quit your job 
LMAOO NOT DAN TELLING HIS BOSS TO GO FUCK HIMSELF
archivists really love being trapped to their jobs by some kind of supernatural element, huh? (no but like fr this reminds me so much of the institute in tma lol)
WALK THROUGH THE DOOR YOU IDIOT
dan your boss is obvs manipulating you 
are you dumb?
are you dumb?
[SOUNDS OF DAN SCREAMING AND AGRESSIVELY THROWING FURNITURE]
y'know what? that's fair.
y'know what? that's fair.
HE WORRIES ABOUT THE RAT??
him talking to ratty about his problems god i love ratty so much <3
god i love ratty so much <3
not joshua shouting directly into the mic....
i like joshua so far though. he seems pretty cool.
not joshua saying weird stuff is kinda sexy skhdkskh
being unable to appear in photos, videos and recordings is kind of creepy but like imagine all the endless possibilities 
victor ily now go rob a bank 
victor ily now go rob a bank
NOT THE CREATORS OF THIS PODCAST USING MARK TO GUILTTRIP US INTO SUBSCRIBING TO THEIR PATREON. LMAOOO AS THEY SHOULD!!
also i finished ep. 6 
starting episode 7 let's go
YES
WATCHTHEFUCKINGMOVIEWITHRATTY
WATCHTHEFUCKINGMOVIEWITHRATTY
he's calling tanya
LMAOOO 48 MESSAGES????
why tf are you playing tanya the tapes you moron?
well shit greg
WAIT IS HIS SONG LINKED TO THE OPERA GIRL???? did she play her song to him or something?
told you you shouldn't have shown tanya the tapes
not mr davenport again
JFJFKFJFKJ NOW MR DAVENPORT KNOWS YOU PLAYED THE TAPE FOR TANYA
so mr davenport WAS watching dan 
all men do is lie
all men do is lie
but can't dan take legal action against mr davenport for recording him without his permission
dan screaming is my new favourite thing. it's so funny .
.
anyways FUCK mr davenport
all my homies HATE mr davenport
all my homies HATE mr davenport
so he found a new tape
finished ep. 7 
starting ep. 8 
wait what happened to iris's face, mr davenport
iris has the tapes???
don't give mr davenport the tapes
is iris disposing of dead bodies?
LMAOOO IS MR DAVENPORTS FIRST NAME LIAM?
there are loopholes in this reality??? 
SO MR DAVENPORT MANIPULATED MELODY INTO WORKING FOR HIM??
FUCK. why did iris have to compromise with him?
NOOOOOOOO. DONT SHOUT AT RATTY
MARK: [in cheerful anticipation] Did you finally break up with Tanya??
LMAOO TANYA SUBTWEETS DAN
MARK TRASHING HARRY POTTER IS ALL I NEED
anyways i already love chris bc he doesn't like cops
chris the saviour 
dang chris is LOUD
