all hands on deck for the latest outrage, in which I have just discovered that the sequel to Rambo: First Blood is somehow not titled Rambo: Second Blood, excuse me but what the FUCK

pulling out of the spiral after FIRST BLOOD PART II by pretending the whole "blood" thing just never happened, blood, what blood, there was never any blood

...oh, you mean ~that~ blood

the remaining rambo series will be titled in the manner of my recent novel drafts

RAMBO VI: Final Blood
RAMBO VII: Just Kidding, This Is The Final Blood
RAMBO VIII: Really Actually Final Blood
RAMBO IX: Final Blood_Final
RAMBO X: Cool I Guess I& #39;m Still Bleeding