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How I got into a brawl with 6 ZRP officials and walked away from it virtually unharmed. A short story...
So yesterday, I bumped into a former neighbour right outside my gate and we decided to catch up very briefly, my mask tends to get loose every now and then so I& #39;m always trying to readjust it so it sits well on my face...
So while in the middle of me figdeting with my mask, a small truck full of Mangongongo pulls up and accuses me of only wearing my mask when I saw them pull up, and tell me to get in the truck. At first I think they& #39;re joking or something then I sense something more sinister...
I& #39;m trying to explain to them what was actually happening & they& #39;re like, "saka Rasta imimi muri kutojamuka ka imi?" Then they surrounded me and grabbed me by my arms and feet and threw me in the back of their truck...
...at this point, I& #39;m both shocked and very very pissed, I& #39;m now chilling in the back of the truck trying to make sense of everything, they keep talking about, "saka iwewe unotoda kutiita mapenzi ka iwewe?, manje tokusota nhasi". In my mind, I& #39;m chanting every anti cop song...
Things really got interesting when as we were approaching Travel Plaza, one of the dudes tells me to remove my flip flops (I was wearing white socks) and I& #39;m like, "ko maSlippers angu atadzei?". Same dude tries to hit my feet with his baton and I move my foot out of the way...
...then he& #39;s like, "imi Rasta imi, asi manwa Mutoriro?", then tries to strike me over the head with the same baton, I grab it mid air and tossed it aside, now everybody is pissed and the stand up to jump me, then the unthinkable starts to happen...
With the adrenalin pumping, I felt like Jason Statham in Crank, stood up quickly and just started pushing, pulling and swinging punches, the truck stops right in front of Travel Plaza and people start staring, they keep swinging and missing, I keep connecting, a whole madness!
Eventually, they restrain me and cuff my left hand to one of the rails at the back of the track, my phone is in one corner,y mask in another, but I& #39;m actually fine, just a small pain in my upper back. All of them are disoriented and VERY VERY angry with the L they just took...
Now they& #39;re like, "mufanha iwewe une shuwa? Nhasi tokuvharira overnight chete, kutirova shuwa? Docket chairo! Torigera bvudzi iriro rinokufurira iroro" Now I& #39;m realizing how serious this is, and trying to see who can call to bail me out
I call one of my boys from the hood who calls another homie who has a connect at Central, and while they& #39;re trying to make a plan, the cops (violently) pick up some guy who was standing right by his gate taking a smoke break...
This dude is a motor mouth, shouting obscenities I can& #39;t tweet to that whole cop squad & their great great ancestors, & again, the cops are irate because they& #39;re just being disrespected throughout this whole ordeal, so they tell dude that he& #39;s going to pay for those insults...
Now I& #39;m calm cause I know it& #39;s gonna go down at Central cause there& #39;s help waiting for me there, so I try to calm the next down, and then just start having a convo of our own. Then dude just drops a bombshell...
Turns out dude is a CIO & had called someone to get the names & addresss of that whole cop squad soon as the gets to Central & promises to "pay them a visit". I& #39;m sitting beside him like, "aw snap! You& #39;re actually THAT guy? Let& #39;s get it!"
These cops, seeing that they& #39;re way above their pay grade, hit a u-turn by Joina and begin to head back the same direction we came from, then my new friend realized what was happening then says, "saka mupfanha wangu uyu mamutora kupi?, mudzoserei izvezvi"...
...then the Central connect my friends had organized calls me and asks to me to call him back soon as I get to Central, the cops eavesdrop on this call & then really realize is a double fisted L on their end, so they drop me off a few blocks from my flat...
Then I get home, explained the matter to my siblings and my mom, who had been notified about my snatching by my brother about it and we had a good laugh. The little I felt post the brawl all disappeared overnight but I know some of those cops didn& #39;t sleep well last night. 
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