Leaked photos of white house staff during memorial day weekend suggest gang rape.
New trump administration cabinet members get sworn in.
Leaked Rose Garden photos. @GOP
Press secretary and Jared Kushner leaked photos:
JUST IN: trump administration staff member found passed out in a west wing urinal.
. @DanScavino and @hogangidley45 were found passed out during working hours.
trump throws kegger on white house lawn for staff and cabinet members as 100,000 Americans have died. and they didn't even clean up those bastards.
President trumps "operation warp speed" chief of staff:
Leaked photos show what the @WhiteHouse was doing to prepare for a deadly pandemic that has killed over 100,000 Americans.
. @VP throws party for staff members:
trump picks new CDC task force to battle coronavirus.
Press secretary throws bath party with trump officials and a random white house staffer:
Jared Kushner hires new coronavirus task force member. duties include delivering PPE.
. @POTUS chooses college student with no credentials to run "operation warp speed"
Man passed out in bush turns out to be @realDonaldTrump's new campaign chief of staff.
. @TeamTrump's head of communications found in bush.
trump officials working on coronavirus found passed out in bushes lately.
High level trump official found with head stuck in car hood when he was supposed to be working on coronavirus.
Head of coronavirus rapid response:
Press secretary found passed out in doggy door.
Trump purges experts and scientists and fills positions with Jared Kushners friends.
100,000 DEATHS AND COUNTING IS ON TRUMP AND HIS "BEST PEOPLE". HAVE A NICE DAY.

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