Battle Of The Sexes-A #QuoteMashup

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle !!

Feminism is a wonderful idea-until the car goes wrong !!

A man at his desk in a room with a closed door is a man at work,A woman at a desk in any room is available !!
A man has to be Adolf Hitler to be called ruthless,all a woman has to do is put you on hold !!

When women is depressed they eat or go shopping.When men are depressed,they invade another country!!
No women ever shot her husband while he was doing dishes !!

I am all for women's rights-and for their lefts too !!

Men are superior to women.For one thing,men can urinate from a speeding car!!
People call me feminist whenever I express sentiment that differentiates me from a doormat or a prostitute!!

I'm a male feminist. I'd never call a nasty sales clerk a bitch.I stick with gender-neutral terms like "asshole" !!
The women movement would be a lot more successful if men were running it !!

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.Luckily, this is not difficult !!

If you think women are weaker sex,try pulling the blanket back to your side !!
I've been married to a communist and fascist and neither of them would take out the garbage !!

It is noticeable that in all the discussion about the femininity of God ,the masculinity of the devil goes unchallenged.This is unfair and reveling !!
A boastful male once spoke to me of the beauties of the penis,saying it could even write a sentence in the snow ; could a woman's organ do that?

I told him: a women could at-least provide a full stop.
20 years ago there were all sort of words u couldn't say in front of a girl.Nowadays,u can say all the words,but u mustn't say "girl" !!

All women become like their mothers.That is their tragedy. No man does.That is his !!
Women-were our own enemies a lot of the time.But i still blame men !!

People say to me, "you're not very feminine" well they can just suck my dick !!

When women behaves like a man,why cant she behave like a nice man !!!
Women now have choices.They can be married,not married,have a job,be married with children,unmarried with children.
Men have the same choice we've always had : work or prison !!
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