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Departments’ synergies (according to a lowly HO):
Ortho to rehab: u scratch my back, I’ll scratch urs
Ortho to surgical: keep ur friends close, keep ur enemies closer
Ortho to anaes: 1 sided love story
Surgical to anaes: 1 sided love story part 2
Ortho to rehab: u scratch my back, I’ll scratch urs
Ortho to surgical: keep ur friends close, keep ur enemies closer
Ortho to anaes: 1 sided love story
Surgical to anaes: 1 sided love story part 2
Surgical to O&G: definition of coexisting 
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Anaes to O&G: I have a special OT ready 4 uhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💗" title="Growing heart" aria-label="Emoji: Growing heart">
Radiology to all dep: “is the patient dying?” “Erm no.” “Cool. NEXT!”
Uro to all dep: discharge with CBD & TCA uro clinic in 1 week.
O&G to other dep: surgical onboard right?https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☝🏾" title="Up pointing index (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Up pointing index (medium dark skin tone)">
Anaes to O&G: I have a special OT ready 4 u
Radiology to all dep: “is the patient dying?” “Erm no.” “Cool. NEXT!”
Uro to all dep: discharge with CBD & TCA uro clinic in 1 week.
O&G to other dep: surgical onboard right?
all dep to paeds: I’ll accept your irrelevant referrals cause tiny hoomans https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
all dep to O&G: fine, I’ll come cause of that extra heartbeat...
all dep to ED: suddenly everyone’s a ping pong national playerhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏓" title="Table tennis paddle and ball" aria-label="Emoji: Table tennis paddle and ball">
all dep to O&G: fine, I’ll come cause of that extra heartbeat...
all dep to ED: suddenly everyone’s a ping pong national player
All dep to medical: FRIENDS but in air quotes “ “
Medical to all dep: I swear to God if you refer another uncontrolled blood pressure case but you’re only giving tab amlodipine 10mg OD, I’m going to have a stroke herehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😤" title="Face with look of triumph" aria-label="Emoji: Face with look of triumph">
Medical to all dep: I swear to God if you refer another uncontrolled blood pressure case but you’re only giving tab amlodipine 10mg OD, I’m going to have a stroke here
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All dep to blood bank: what other symptoms should I add apart from this laundry list of anaemic symptoms I’ve listed down to get that 1 precious pint of bloodhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🩸" title="Drop of blood" aria-label="Emoji: Drop of blood">
All dep to blood bank: what other symptoms should I add apart from this laundry list of anaemic symptoms I’ve listed down to get that 1 precious pint of blood
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All dep to pharmacy:
Pharmacist: dr, are you sure about this dose?
Dr: What do you mean?
P: Oh because, *proceeds with an analytical evidence-based medicine explanation*
D: oooooh. So what do you suggest?
P: *gives a suggestion*
D: OK. That. I want that.
All dep to pharmacy:
Pharmacist: dr, are you sure about this dose?
Dr: What do you mean?
P: Oh because, *proceeds with an analytical evidence-based medicine explanation*
D: oooooh. So what do you suggest?
P: *gives a suggestion*
D: OK. That. I want that.
Derm to all dep: have you tried KMNO4 spray? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Star-struck" aria-label="Emoji: Star-struck">
