Departments’ synergies (according to a lowly HO):

Ortho to rehab: u scratch my back, I’ll scratch urs

Ortho to surgical: keep ur friends close, keep ur enemies closer

Ortho to anaes: 1 sided love story

Surgical to anaes: 1 sided love story part 2

Surgical to O&G: definition of coexisting

Anaes to O&G: I have a special OT ready 4 u

Radiology to all dep: “is the patient dying?” “Erm no.” “Cool. NEXT!”

Uro to all dep: discharge with CBD & TCA uro clinic in 1 week.

O&G to other dep: surgical onboard right?

all dep to paeds: I’ll accept your irrelevant referrals cause tiny hoomans

all dep to O&G: fine, I’ll come cause of that extra heartbeat...

all dep to ED: suddenly everyone’s a ping pong national player

All dep to medical: FRIENDS but in air quotes “ “

Medical to all dep: I swear to God if you refer another uncontrolled blood pressure case but you’re only giving tab amlodipine 10mg OD, I’m going to have a stroke here

Bonus

All dep to blood bank: what other symptoms should I add apart from this laundry list of anaemic symptoms I’ve listed down to get that 1 precious pint of blood

Bonus part 2

All dep to pharmacy:
Pharmacist: dr, are you sure about this dose?
Dr: What do you mean?
P: Oh because, *proceeds with an analytical evidence-based medicine explanation*
D: oooooh. So what do you suggest?
P: *gives a suggestion*
D: OK. That. I want that.

Derm to all dep: have you tried KMNO4 spray?