AI generated MPs and it's a weird experience because just by looking at them you start making judgements about whether they're Tories, what bills they dodgily voted on, and so on (also because they're AI generated they all have unsettlingly wrong teeth) https://vole.wtf/this-mp-does-not-exist/

Fergus is a long-serving Lib Dem who survived the coalition wipeout relatively unscathed due to his seat not being in a student town.

Centrist comment journalists keep trying to make Bill The Hot Tory happen. Jane, it's not going to happen. He's evil.

There's a faction who think if Sir Eddie was leader of Labour they'd be 20 points ahead. He's never going to run though, because of a few fairly questionable meetings with arms dealers which resulted in a little bit of light treason.

tbh it's a damning indictment of diversity in our political sphere when you train an AI on MPs and most of the ones it generates look like this

(also, I'm *obsessed* with the teeth. look at them. they're all almost, but not entirely quite right, like the wrong number of the wrong type of tooth in slightly the wrong place)

David Doughty is hailed as a rising star in the Westminster bubble. The public don't have a fucking clue who he is.

Marcus had a promising shot in the 2010 Labour leadership contest, but he absolutely fucked it by coming out onstage at a rally to "We Are The Champions". He was the first politician subject to Death By Meme.