IM WATCHING OUTSIDE FROM THE CORNER OF MY WINDOW BWHWHA MY NAN GOT THEM CHOCOLATE IMMA STEAL IT AFTER
this is the most pathetic thing i’ve ever witnessed in my life lmao
i can hear her whispering ab me but i’m too far away damnit
me thinking my nan cant see me from the gap in my curtains https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👁" title="Eye" aria-label="Emoji: Eye">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👄" title="Mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Mouth">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👁" title="Eye" aria-label="Emoji: Eye">
damn my sisters got sweets https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤚" title="Raised back of hand" aria-label="Emoji: Raised back of hand">
my sisters have a PICNIC
i am: disappointed that my nan called me a psychopath and and said i should be in a mental asylum cause those cake bites look really good rn
lmao i call this thread “me and my nan hate eachother but i like my sisters so imma watch out for them from my psychotic nan”
my nan got something for my baby brother https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😀" title="Grinning face" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😀" title="Grinning face" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face"> feeling the love https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😘" title="Face throwing a kiss" aria-label="Emoji: Face throwing a kiss"> xx
this thread is sending me but i cant laugh cause i’ll get caught
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