I wrote a draft of a show, never performed, which opened with Piers Morgan atop a tall building and a noisy crowd encouraging him to jump. (1/3)

In one of several attempts at an ending, it closed with me talking him down, because rhetorically speaking, there is hope even for Piers Morgan. But I never finished the show, because I never really believed it. (2/3)

The third tweet in this thread is everything PM’s been up to for the past week or so. I’m not saying he’s a totally reformed character. I’m sure he’ll get back to monstering the vulnerable soon. I’m just saying that this is one of many reasons I’m finding this a confusing time