Always be willing to upset your woman.

Makeup sex is great, and free speech begins at home.

Don't start waxing poetic about the first amendment when you have to mind what you say around your woman.

She feels oh so free to air her views does she not? So why do you suppress?

She doesn't have to like what you say. It doesn't matter. Say it anyway. You're a man.

What she gonna do? Refuse to cook and put out?

Take out and porn hub it is!