I live in a row of 3 cottages. There is a little lane in front of the cottages. In this lane lives 5 wild cats. Big bruiser wild cats. My neighbour puts food out for them. They’re handy because it’s the countryside and it keeps the mice/rat level very low...

Cosey cat is half the size of any of them. She has started bullying them. She is also joining their food queue in the morning. Here she is in the middle. I’ve had to apologise to the neighbour for her eating the food. He doesn’t mind. She’s making me look like I don’t feed her.

I spend more on her and Anwen cats food per week than I do on my own. The little bitch.

She’s queuing at 7am but not mentioning she’s had a pouch of Felix As Good As It Looks Doubly Delicious with an Iams chaser at 5.30am.

Anwen cat doesn’t really go out but likes to have the door open all day for monitoring purposes.