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Just been advised by a champion mate that he’s waiting on a qtr of a bottle of Iced Magic to do its thing over a qtr tub of premium French Vanilla ice cream ahead of a Grand Designs binge-watch.
No one’s afternoon could possibly top this, surely?
No one’s afternoon could possibly top this, surely?
The sheer bliss of choc-ice while Kevin McLoud looks disapprovingly through the shell of a former chook shed in Twickenham purchased for £7squillion, while the voice over intones:
“It’s becoming clear that Constance and Jeremy *may* have bitten off more than they can chew”
“It’s becoming clear that Constance and Jeremy *may* have bitten off more than they can chew”
23 mins in: "Constance and Jeremy's budget blow-out due to planning delays mean that she's had to go back to working at her father's merchant bank, while Jeremy's taken on part-time work as a sommelier at a local day care centre..."
32mins: "The project is now running six years over schedule, and Constance and Jeremy are beginning to get their neighbours off-side."
*Peter Cook voice* Well, it's day 'n night wif the fucking drilling & banging, innit. I mean is this any way to run a fucking ballroom?
*Peter Cook voice* Well, it's day 'n night wif the fucking drilling & banging, innit. I mean is this any way to run a fucking ballroom?
