claire: [sees someone doing something stupid]
claire: what an idiot.
claire: [sees that it’s jamie]
claire: hold up, that’s MY idiot
— written in my own heart’s blood
claire: what an idiot.
claire: [sees that it’s jamie]
claire: hold up, that’s MY idiot
— written in my own heart’s blood
jamie: [holds the door open for claire] after you.
claire: no, after you.
jamie: i insist, after you.
lord john: [pushes past both of them] it’s after me now bitches
— written in my own heart’s blood
claire: no, after you.
jamie: i insist, after you.
lord john: [pushes past both of them] it’s after me now bitches
— written in my own heart’s blood
operator: 911, what’s your emergency?
fergus: my wife is going into labor and i don’t know what to do
operator: is this her first born?
fergus: no, this is her husband
— a breath of snow and ashes
fergus: my wife is going into labor and i don’t know what to do
operator: is this her first born?
fergus: no, this is her husband
— a breath of snow and ashes
claire: name one way to be nice to others.
marsali: not killing them.
claire: setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.
— outlander season 5 episode 2
marsali: not killing them.
claire: setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.
— outlander season 5 episode 2
*brianna having a job interview*
future boss: so what is your weaknesses?
brianna: i dont have any, asshole.
— an echo in the bone
future boss: so what is your weaknesses?
brianna: i dont have any, asshole.
— an echo in the bone
brianna: are you a little spoon or a big spoon?
jamie: i’m a knife
claire: he’s the little spoon
— drums of autumn
jamie: i’m a knife
claire: he’s the little spoon
— drums of autumn
jocasta: just be yourself, say something nice
brianna: which one? i can’t do both
— drums of autumn
brianna: which one? i can’t do both
— drums of autumn
claire: what is your favorite color?
lord john: jamie
lord john: wait, what was the question?
— an echo in the bone
lord john: jamie
lord john: wait, what was the question?
— an echo in the bone
jamie: this was a 100% successful trip
claire: we lost roger
jamie: this was a 100% successful trip
— drums of autumn
claire: we lost roger
jamie: this was a 100% successful trip
— drums of autumn
lord john: good morning jamie you look beautiful today
jamie: good morning el-
lord john: HAHAHA APRIL FOOLS!
lord john: YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL EVERYDAY!
— voyager
jamie: good morning el-
lord john: HAHAHA APRIL FOOLS!
lord john: YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL EVERYDAY!
— voyager
jamie: i just want you to know that i thought there was no man on earth good enough for brianna
roger: awww-
jamie: and i still think that.
— the fiery cross
roger: awww-
jamie: and i still think that.
— the fiery cross
claire: you need a hobby
lord john: i have a hobby
claire: being sad isn’t a hobby
— an echo in the bone
lord john: i have a hobby
claire: being sad isn’t a hobby
— an echo in the bone