I’m around someone with a penis and my cat don’t know how to act. This quarantine shit did a number on me and this drought.

Like sis.....relax.
Like bruh I haven’t even thought about fuckin this man but sis CLEARLY has a master plan she ain’t inform me on
Her:
Her trying to plot how she can hop on it right here, right now:
I wish I could show y’all his legs bust wide open in my direction right now
We’re in here planning for this show tomorrow and I can’t focus because sis is doing too much in these jeans
I shit you not this is my pussy at this current moment
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