if ur dad’s a cop, he a bitch. if your mom’s a cop, she a bitch. if ur friend’s a cops, they a bitch. if ur boyfriend’s a cop, he a bitch. if ur wife’s a cop, she a bitch. fuck literally every single cop ever i literally don’t fucking care
literally the only exception is jake gyllenhaal and michael peña in end of watch lol
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