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I will set you free of your white shame like it's Egyptian shackles, part the Red Maga Hat Sea like I'm Moses, and lead you to the god damned promised land if you follow me and vote for Joe Biden and it wont take 40 years in the desert. We're doing this by November.
I will rain down malarkey from heaven and carve commandments into black tablets if I have to. We will get burning bush face out of office, so help me black god.
Churches all over the country wish they could preach to you like this. Come break bread with me. We will sip wine on November 4th. We will thank God for getting us through this. You don't even have to give 10%. All I want is your vote. Let go, and let Joe.
I will baptize you in the waves of these blue waters, set your soul free from this orange devil, give you the keys to the kingdom of democracy, and pronounce you a nappy headed child of black Jesus. All you have to do is confess your vote for Joe Biden and join me in glory. Amen.
