So. Im minding MY business eating a fig newton. I bite into it and it feel like CARDBOARD is in it. I pull it out and it is
My son come outta nowhere talm bout “aw you finally ate your fortune cookie”
bro. bro. BRO. so i go thru the rest like i know..i just KNOW he didnt...BRO I KNOW YOU FUCKIN LYIN
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