@TheRewatchables

If the Rewatchables hosts were characters from 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐒.

A thread...
@BillSimmons is Han Solo

Equal parts smuggler, scoundrel & hero. He knows when to kick back at the cantina & when to lead his squad to safer skies. He can always feel the heat around the corner.

The galaxy seems to rotate around him & If there's a battle to be won - he's there.
@ryenarussillo is Chewbacca

Han Solo's ride or die. He’s bigger and stronger than everyone else and basically speaks his own language.

He's scary at first but he's got a good heart and is the ultimate wingman.
@ChrisRyan77 is Lando Calrissian

Just as comfortable driving the ship as he is being the co-pilot. He can seemingly do it all - and always with a grin on his face.

The dude can play cards and talk tech all day long. He's a general and you want him on your side - even in a cape.
@netw3rk is Yoda

The ultimate Jedi Master who basically knows everything.

He's small but the dude is powerful. He'll rip off a soliloquy about "duty" one second & then seamlessly make fun of you the next. His knowledge is legendary & he's possibly too good for this world.
@MalloryRubin is Leia

Fearless - In battle or conversation. She's the good guy.

She won't judge you but will definitely tell you when you're scruffy-looking. She didn't get to where she is by accident and may be the only one who can pull off the cinnamon bun hairdo.
@SheaSerrano is The Mandalorian

Is he a good guy or a bad guy?

One thing's for sure - He's not afraid to go after the biggest bounty and can bring you in warm or cold. He's skilled, fearless and other things...
@julietlitman is Maz Kanata

She knows everyone and pretty much the history of everything. She loves art, music and (probably) knows who all the best bachelors are.

Is she the most likable person in the galaxy? She's in the conversation.
@akdobbins is Rey

Just a badass. She's fierce, funny and really rocks the no makeup, makeup.

She's not afraid to tell you like it is and often follows her own path. Everyone knows she's as powerful as it comes but she's still so relatable.
@SeanFennessey is Kylo Ren

What a fascinating blend of knowledge, power and hair. The ultimate x-factor in a battle - he's not gonna be told what to do.

He's elitist and knows it. He also knows the lexicon better than anyone. In the end, he'll prob save us all.
@craighorlbeck is BB-8

Knows all the right buttons to push.
This thread was conceived yesterday - the 43rd anniversary of the release of A New Hope.

This was fun and got me thinking @TheRewatchables should do a Star Wars movie...
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