Lots of *urgent* news today.

1) Is Chris Rock actually upset about this ancient Fallon skit? If not, why should anyone care?

2) I haven't watched the arrest footage making the rounds today; honesty not inclined to.

Independent + transparent investigations of all police-involved deaths is the minimum citizens should demand.

Preformative outrage + hyperbole won't fix anything. https://www.wtoc.com/video/2020/05/26/minneapolis-mayor-being-black-america-should-not-be-death-sentence/

3) Two civilians had an argument in a park. One idiot calls the cops. No one was injured or arrested. National Media Frenzy.

Not that it matters, but he did implor* her to make the call. Twice. He even said "please." -- weird.

4) Chicago had its deadliest memorial day weekend in five years. 49 shot, 10 fatally.

Odds are most of these murders will go unsolved.

Odds are, if any of the assailants were white, you’d hear a lot more about the story—something foul about that.

The pandemic is still a thing, right?