Here’s a thread on the acts for AGT cuz why not https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> 5/26
The pig act: gtfo the stage with this bs. You look stupid.
Salsa act: the girl is so pretty https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">, my boy lookin flyyy asl https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤧" title="Sneezing face" aria-label="Emoji: Sneezing face">, okay come though coed!! I’m giving them a yes, this is talent https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Star-struck" aria-label="Emoji: Star-struck">
Fart thing: girl why you flash us like that hekxkoslz https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">
Guitar players: I’m not into country whatsoever so ig it was ight, I like that guys bald head tho https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌚" title="New moon with face" aria-label="Emoji: New moon with face"> but it’s a no for me, it was a lil too basic
Drum line: I may be biased cuz I play an instrument but this dude was too hype https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥵" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face"> why he go off like that! He looks like my cousin https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> He got a yes from me!
Ryan Tricks: his tattoos are tuff https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😤" title="Face with look of triumph" aria-label="Emoji: Face with look of triumph">um idk wtf this dude is doing but WOAH https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> I’ll give him a yes
The singer in the suite: his story is so sad and I understand where he’s coming from https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😪" title="Sleepy face" aria-label="Emoji: Sleepy face"> being black in America isn’t easy. He can SING! Give him a yes stop playin! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤧" title="Sneezing face" aria-label="Emoji: Sneezing face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖐🏾" title="Raised hand with fingers splayed (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Raised hand with fingers splayed (medium dark skin tone)">
Mr. mail man: ah hell nah. Y’all just letting anyone on now. This is a phatttttt NO.
Skaters: I loveeee roller skating! But this is terrible, I could do better hdbxksooanx https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> literally go to a skating center and I promise you will see better https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Micheal: he’s back don’t like right...ANYWAY I CANT TAKE HIM SERIOUS HENXISNKXKSK https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull"> “I GOT THE MONEY” BYE ASF https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Double dragon: baddies!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😝" title="Squinting face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Squinting face with tongue">, they look 22 please! Love the energy, They came readyyy!! It’s a yes for me
Tik toker: he was nervoushttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="See-no-evil monkey" aria-label="Emoji: See-no-evil monkey"> but it was ight, not that impressed, it’s a no for me
End thread: they rly just wasted my time cuz wildcats isn’t even on this episode https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😑" title="Expressionless face" aria-label="Emoji: Expressionless face">mane I’m going back to Netflix
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