So during quarantine some people started showing up routinely at the house on the right of ours if you’re looking from the street and they have some weird tendencies.
So to begin the man of this house is a skinny white 40 or 50 something looking chain smoker. Imagine Steve buschemi but if he looked normal.
The woman is a 30 to 40 something darker skinned woman who has been sighted routinely and essentially every day wearing her hair in semi space buns always, in a tank top and skinny jeans always, and wearing a scarf/gator thing around her neck always
I have been home now one day and my roommate told me when I first got back that they have some strange antics that they get up to and so far that has lived up to every expectation
First and foremost, the man is always doing housework and apparently always has been every time he’s here. He is always coming outside with random planks of wood and a random assortment of other things
With the housework, the woman is always outside smoking a cigarette and always standing over a fire pit in their backyard BURNING WHATEVER MISTER MAN BRINGS OUT OF THE HOUSE. (So far today she has gone outside and set things on fire approx 8 (?) different times)
Now along with this, I have yet to see but at night both of our houses are able to be seen into depending on if the lights are on. According to my roommate from one of these viewings, the house is fully empty and it’s not clear where the wood they’re burning is coming from
But they don’t stay there too long either. Today I have seen them leave in their car about 5 times and they’re gone for periods of time long to short. But every time they get back they park their car differently too.
While they’re gone they also leave their fire burning and it has been going at all hours of the day today.
On top of all of this, we don’t know who they are. Our landlord starts and ends his year long leases in late July so it is unlikely their lease just started especially during quarantine. But also they spend hours of the day here doing all the aforementioned things and that’s it
One hypothesis is they’re workers but they could also be new tenants but we don’t know and don’t want to ask because they don’t seem friendly according to my roommate who watched them have an extremely vocal fight out in our shared driveway in the middle of April
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