Lmao OMG Houston will not kill me.

I’m at Westpark and 59 stopped at a red light. Just as it turns green a lady (looks homeless and under the influence) starts crossing the road. I chill to still let her pass, then she stops in front of my car and starts (I think) trying to tie her shoe.

At this point the light’s been green for like 15 seconds so I honk once. She gets angry instantly and starts hollering. I turn off my music and wind down my windows so I can hear her;
“Why the fuck you honking nigga!?(she’s black don’t worry)
Ain’t no nigga gon honk at me!”

I’m still chill trying to point at the light to show her it’s green, madam doesn’t care and is still going off
“Don’t nobody honk at me! In fact imma sit here cuz nobody honk at me. And if you hit me? Imma be rich! See what you drivin’ you got money, hit me, imma be rich!” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">

The guy behind me is honking at this point I can’t go get physical with a homeless woman who is high, so I just sit in my car laughing.

Brethren na so this woman siddon till light turn red. Then she gets up and tells me again “I wish you woulda hit me nigga, I woulda been rich!” before she walks off.

That’s the story of my encounter with Houston mad people today https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">