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Filthy Fellas as failed football prospects (thread)
@Savage_Dan_ Young Chelsea prospect bound for a great career until what could only be described as a modern love tail between him and his bossman straying him away from the game
Our next prospect @specsgonzalez clinical striker with a deadly right. Destined for a top flight team until football manager took over his life. He can still be seen playing fm at 7 in the morning
@jordyinit biggest goal hanger to grace the game. Would’ve been a 30 goal a season striker if there was no offside rule
@MilageUK Superstar player at the age of 18 decided to turn his back on the game due to the fame and unwanted attention. Handed in his cv to his local Tesco and now works there giving back to the community a true hero
@poetscorneruk Promising career set to be the next Peter Crouch before he became one of the biggest cult leaders the world has ever seen
@StevoTheMadMan his name says it all
@TegoSigel expected to be the best manager since Alex Ferguson until he decided to travel the world meeting as many celebrities as possible if a new show comes out on Netflix documenting a professionals career he will have a personal story
@harrypinero also known as the sauce composed deep lying play maker would could pick out anyone on the pitch. Would have been a all time great if they let him play in the women’s league
@BOYOFALLTALENTS mr crud a solid centre back on the up turned his back on the game to humble anyone who shows up to one of his parties
@DavidVujanic projected to be one of the greatest goalkeepers to play in the league but after a homiesexual experience with one of his close friends he went into a life of philosophy and left the game to improve himself
@SkitsDb Pacey striker bound to break goalscoring records in the prem. after handling the coronavirus outbreak worse then Kyle Walker he was released from his club. He can still be seen playing football and making sure to put everyone on his story when they should be at home
@CraigxMitch hasn’t been seen since 2018
And finally @OfficialSkribz after a run in the top flight he got cancelled and left the game. He still tweets things that only make sense to him.
