As requested let me do ithttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> https://twitter.com/neomokss/status/1265393629394321415">https://twitter.com/neomokss/...
My schools hosts these events every year, so my friends and I decided to go to the event THE DAY BEFORE, so I text my mom(being the good child I am) and ask her if I can go, this hun ignores me, so she’s basically asking me to be a bad child nje.
Cool next day comes, I wake up EARLY ngabo 6, and CLEAN that house so I can be in good books. I finish cleaning and go to her room to state my case, cause why would she say no now?
I tell her that I need to go... homegirl is not convinced yazi... I pull out the TOP excuse, “Mama the teachers asked me and my friends to help out” now I can see that I’m getting somewhere... now she’s telling me there is no money like???? Ukuthi lo?https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
Shap I convince her to give me R150 at least... I run and shower and get dressed, now all my friends are calling asking how far I am, so I hurry and get to school. {side note, the event was BORING}
So I’m there we chill and things are boring... my friends and I decide that there is no way we staying sober, so we put in money(everything is aligning)https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
My friend leaves and goes to buy the “POISON”https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">. I’m getting excited now cause things are about to get hectic wa bona! My friend gets back and has RUSSIAN BEAR with her! We ALL (10people) go to the bathroom and start downing that thinghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> KUMNANDI MAN! Re ja monate wabona!
My friend leaves and goes to buy the “POISON”https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=. I’m getting excited now cause things are about to get hectic wa bona! My friend gets back and has RUSSIAN BEAR with her! We ALL (10people) go to the bathroom and start downing that thinghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> KUMNANDI MAN! Re ja monate wabona!" title="My friend leaves and goes to buy the “POISON”https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">. I’m getting excited now cause things are about to get hectic wa bona! My friend gets back and has RUSSIAN BEAR with her! We ALL (10people) go to the bathroom and start downing that thinghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> KUMNANDI MAN! Re ja monate wabona!" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
We all leave the bathroom, 2 minutes 2 my phone is ringing... eh it’s my mom gentshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> she’s like “where are you” Yoh gents I’m shaking now, I’m like “nah I’m helping the school pack the things up... don’t worry” she relaxes now... so now back to the phadiehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
I’m steady chilling there... people start screaming that one of my friends got lost in my estate(because her dad was looking for her)... so I’m like I’m going home vele so let me also help “look” for her, I’m walking in my estate with my best friend, it’s vibes njehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
GUYS NGEKE I SHOULD HAVE BEEN HOME AT THIS TIME! As I’m walking I find my then boyfriend (Kere my heart was so happy ndithi everything is aligning kaloku)
My best friend says “Atli you’re going home ankiri!?” And I’m like “No man chommie don’t worry I’m walking home” she goes home and I’m left with this gent. He says “nah you not going home” y’all think I went against him and went home? NOOOOPEEEE
We are alone now... things are going great... vibes are nice... it’s monate njehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
Yerrrrrrr magents pay attention ke ngoku.
mom calls me, I look at it and IGNORE! Sho. dad calls me, I look at it and IGNORE. Sho my best friend calls the guy I’m with, he answers and she says “Hey is Atli with you” he says NAH, my best friend says “well tell her that her mom is looking for her and they called the police”
Now I’m in the DOGhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> ehh this boy and I RAP it up and he walks me half way, now I’m like still happy from being with this guy and I’m DRUNK GENTShttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
I’m walking home one man in the dark like a SGORAhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> a car approaches me, yer it’s my family gentshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> my mom JUMPS out of the car gents, JUMPS ON ME... starts PUNCHING! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> (like this...) homegirl broke her pinkie nailhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> I feel bad aghhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart">
I’m screaming OUT LOUD even though I’m feeling nothing... gents it’s scenes infront of these people’s house njehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
My step dad stops her, ehh we in the car and drive home, as we get to the house this woman wants to throw brickshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> I’m scared but the alcohol is just telling me NAAH relax I’ve got you.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
We get home and my drunk ass is following her around the house apologizinghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> ndithi she’s fed up with me, she’s throwing everything at me at this pointhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> but I feel bad. 2 minutes 2 this woman tells me I smell like alcohol...
We get home and my drunk ass is following her around the house apologizinghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable= ndithi she’s fed up with me, she’s throwing everything at me at this pointhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> but I feel bad. 2 minutes 2 this woman tells me I smell like alcohol..." title="We get home and my drunk ass is following her around the house apologizinghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> ndithi she’s fed up with me, she’s throwing everything at me at this pointhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> but I feel bad. 2 minutes 2 this woman tells me I smell like alcohol..." class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
I ask my 6year old sister how I smell cause now I’m scared and she says “Atli you smell badhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">” that’s when I knew that SHIT FUCK! Ke mo the dog tjerrhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
They called a family meeting and I was deemed as an alcoholic. THE END https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">
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