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BILL SIMMONS SAID THIS IN A NATIONAL COLUMN AND WAS STILL EMPLOYED. Bron is a 10000x better person than I am. S/o to some extra misogyny at the end.
Fellas, is it gay to be aware of a show?
This is just a bingo card for suburban cultural "observations".
Here; Bill Simmons - at the culmination of a person's lifework - daydreams whistfully about them commiting a sex crime.
Last one. These are just a guy at the peak of his writing powers. Some classic Simmons bits: Other people's names! Women's sports! Genitals! Terrorism!
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