I'm too tired to make anything so I'm gonna watch some bad Gacha Life videos and livetweet them
I'm gonna be here a while so FEEL FREE to mute this thread

First up is Hated Child To Alpha♡Mini Movie♡Gacha Life♡Part 1

Random red wolf lady came out of nowhere WHAT IS HAPPENING

Why is everything capitalized

"Why Are You Even Talking To Me?"

I'm betting mr "don't talk to me" over here is gonna be the generic love interest

Either him or that wolf guy from before

"Also Why Are You Wearing a Eyepath"
spelling aside, why wasn't that your first question actually???

"Well It Was There When I Woke Up I Didn't Really Notice"

WHAT THE FUCK SOME RANDOM GUY JUST WALKED UP TO BELLA (the protagonist) AND STARTED TALKING ABOUT HER SPOUSE-TO-BE WHAT THE FUCK HOW OLD ARE THESE KIDS????

Bella's sister did bad on the test so now she's stealing Bella's test to show to their mom but wouldn't their mom notice Bella's name at the top of the paper with the good grade or am I thinking too logically about this

THE MOM BOUGHT IT SHE DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE PAPERS WHAT WAS EVEN THE POINT IN STEALING IT IF SHE WASN'T EVEN GONNA LOOK AT IT

Oh hey "don't talk to me" boy is back and he's getting chased by the psycho sister and Bella's defending him I wonder if this will be the start of a romance or something hmnn

Oh no the background song changed

They keeping using "hai" instead of "hi" and it's so annoying

Oh hey the wolf guy from the prologue is back gee I wonder if this will be the start of a love triangle or something hmnn

Caleb AKA mr "Why Are You Even Talking To Me" has had 2 short interactions with Bella and he already has a crush on her and wants to hangout

She's like 10 and lives in a cabin on her own and he thinks its cool dude she literally doesn't have access to food

He now wants to help her decorate her home where are they getting the money for this????
What is this even about????????????

Oh okay they're just grabbing the stuff from her old room

They really just hauled an entire desk outside in a backpack huh

Oh okay I guess they literally used MAGIC I GUESS BECAUSE THAT EXISTS NOW

"Ok First I'll Show You illusion Magic"
"What's That"
"It's Fake Like You See it And it Looks Real But It's Not"
This video just has a way with words it's truly moving

Oh of course our Mary Sue protagonist masters illusion magic in a solid 2 seconds while it took generic love interest boy months

She learned magic in SECONDS!!CLICK HERE to find out how!

Oh okay now we're skipping ahead 10 years I guess and they're still learning magic

Wait is his named Celab or Caleb

IT'S BEEN 10 YEARS AND HE STILL DIDN'T GET HIS EYEPATCH QUESTION ANSWERED UNTIL NOW

Oh wow she has one red eye that means she's a ̶M̶a̶r̶y̶ ̶S̶u̶e̶ alpha or something "but it could just be nothing I guess"

Oh so Celab and the other wolf guy are brothers I guess????

Literally nothing has happened in this entire video
Bella got bullied by her family and kicked out of her house and then she talked to Celab that's ALL that's happened and I'm nearly 9 minutes in

She fell asleep while standing up and fell on Celab and kissed him I really can't with this--

Oh Bella got stabbed I guess??????????

You know I wouldn't mind the fact that most of the first half of this video is just two people talking if either of them had anything interesting about them at all
Bella's a generic Mary Sue, and Celab has 0 personality whatsoever

Okay so now Bella is talking to Lynn is her subconscious and there's something about an evil side taking over and now someone's gonna go talk to Leah who the hell is Leah what is h a p p e n i n g

Oh no the evil sister is making a love potion right after Bella and Celeb got in an official relationship oh no I'm so concerned.

Dude really just accepted a cupcake with no questions from the girl who chased him in second grade right after taking potions class how is that not a red flag???

Apparently love potions also double as mind control and make you hate the person you were in a relationship in this universe sure yeah that makes sense

LITERALLY WHY DOES EVERYONE WANNA DATE CELAB HE HAS NO PERSONALITY AT ALL

SOME GIRL CALLED DILA JUST BURST IN WHO IS SHE AND WHERE DID SHE COME FROM HOW DID SHE GET IN BELLA'S HOUSE WHAT

AND THEN SHE JUST LEFT?????????????????? LMAO WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING ANYMORE

You know how did Bella not get super suspicious of this??? Like she SAW her sister making a potion and then her bf who she's known for 10 years starts acting weird shortly afterwards like isn't that kinda suspicious

She has depression now???? Did that just develop after being bullied or has she had it for a while?????? Oh who knows it'll probably never be addressed again anyways -_-
I guess her "evil self" feeds on depression or something so I guess she's had it for awhile but who knows

Oh she just jumped off a roof

She's okay tho

Oh wow and she and Celab accidentally kissed and now the spell is broken I'm----

"THAT WOLUD EXPLANE EVERYTHING"

She got stabbed again but Celab can't heal her now
Why?
Because drama!

Oh she actually died this time and now they're in heaven together I think?

Oh that's the end

Oh boy

Final thoughts
- It was hard to read the text half the time because of spelling errors, unnecessary capitalization, and the background music having lyrics
- Plot was all over the place and didn't make sense half the time
- Characters were generic in both design and personality

Not to mention the MANY dangling plot threads
Overall, it was bad, but not the worst I've seen (not by far, unfortunately...)

I'm gonna watch another one

Next up is Goddess in disguise GLMM(there will be no part 2!!)

it has 1 million+ views damn
I knew Gacha vids got a lot of views but it's still always weird to see

Unnecessary intro

That's a lot of characters ((and none of them are super well designed either))

At least not every word is capitalized so it has that going for it

There's no music though which is kinda weird

31 seconds in and we're already getting "You know, it's not cool to bully people" what is this a PSA

Her name is Valkyrie Thorn and everyone keeps making a big deal out of it

Oh boy and the dudes are already talking about how hot she is

Nearly 4 minutes in and we're only getting a hint of plot now

Oh no one of the characters is named Felix

WAIT WAIT NOW THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT A SIMULATION CHAMBER WHAT WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?????

Well that was pointless

"Your Ora is weird" OH MY GOD THEY WERE TRYING TO SPELL AURA OH NO

"I'm a succumbs"

Spellcheck your 20 minute videos kids

((You know I say that but I bet this thread probably has spelling errors too :P))