Things Wackyywillock could’ve bought for £45 instead of an avi, a thread:
30 mars bars, would’ve brought the trick or treating kids into his house
3 Chad Valley sand and toys kits to lure kids into his van after school
An arsenal shirthttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face"> (£42 in sale)
6 sets of LED lights so he can be a twat in style
3 Ellesse t-shirts to look solid on away days
3-4 skin fades so he can shag your mrs
3 signed photos of Willock for the bank
Actual tickets from the official website to go and watch Arsenalhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">
4 Bush acorn speakers so he can play the europa league anthem before he goes to sleep
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