I was replanting/rearranging the plants in my garden this afternoon and while I was digging I ran across something that looked funny. I thought it was plastic, so I pulled it all out.

News flash: not plastic, it was a fucking entire fish carcass.

I was a bit too in shock to react much so I kindly put the fish down, walked to the kitchen and asked my dad “Ba... did you put a fish in my garden?”

“Yes I did. Put it back, it’s fertilizer.”

Well then... I’m not sure if I wanna dig any further in that garden...