Tankies: "Anarchists, DemSocs, Council Communists, LeftComs, and MLs I don't like are all radlibs!"
Also Tankies: "Socialism is unironically when the government does stuff and also here's a 90 tweet thread on how the PRC's market economy is really good and totally socialist(TM)!"

The real Horseshoe Theory is realizing brainlet SuccDems like Lily Orchard who think Canada is socialist cos it has free healthcare and dipshit Tankies like Caleb Maupin who think China is socialist cos it's slightly meaner to its billionaires than the US are the same

If you're an ML who doesn't adhere to the beliefs presented in this thread, the chances of you being someone I would classify as a "tankie" are dramatically lower BTW