at the point i& #39;m at in the game the narrator is basically done hinting and is like "these people all suck, just eat them. this all sucks. if you don& #39;t eat these people they& #39;re all gonna drown anyway because of climate change. it& #39;s fucked up. fuck golf. fuck rich people. eat them"
"yeah the biodiversity is just utterly screwed but you can get a tiki cocktail or some shit in a plastic cup ha ha ha ha ha these humans deserve to perish and it was dumb as hell to even build a town here it& #39;s the fucking ocean your shit is gonna sink look at all this garbage
listen sometimes you don& #39;t want subtlety and one of those times is when you& #39;re playing as a massive mutant shark eating rich people and shark hunters and, like, everything else
i also like when the narrator chides the shark, like, "the undersea ecosystem is a delicate thing but hey why not eat 30 seals" or when you eat mutagens and it& #39;s like "this shark would probably not have to consume such nutrients if it ate a more balanced diet"
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