at the point i'm at in the game the narrator is basically done hinting and is like "these people all suck, just eat them. this all sucks. if you don't eat these people they're all gonna drown anyway because of climate change. it's fucked up. fuck golf. fuck rich people. eat them"
"yeah the biodiversity is just utterly screwed but you can get a tiki cocktail or some shit in a plastic cup ha ha ha ha ha these humans deserve to perish and it was dumb as hell to even build a town here it's the fucking ocean your shit is gonna sink look at all this garbage
listen sometimes you don't want subtlety and one of those times is when you're playing as a massive mutant shark eating rich people and shark hunters and, like, everything else
i also like when the narrator chides the shark, like, "the undersea ecosystem is a delicate thing but hey why not eat 30 seals" or when you eat mutagens and it's like "this shark would probably not have to consume such nutrients if it ate a more balanced diet"
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