I just had a very long conversation with my Mum (who doesn't follow UK politics that much) as she wanted to understand better what happened with Cummings.
This was so surreal I felt the need to write a (roughly accurate) transcript to check whether or not I had gotten that right.

Sources here:
Mrs Cummings' version
https://twitter.com/StillDelvingH/status/1264266383833149445?s=20
Mr Cummings' version (with comments)
https://twitter.com/AamerAnwar/status/1265241537962749953?s=20
MPs' version:
https://twitter.com/Rick_Turner/status/1265262753943629824?s=20

Feel free to use should you being asked for explanations too.

My Mum comment was:
"And your friends are stuck there?"

Then she asked: "And what about Brexit, how is it going?"
I was too tired for details, so I summed it up real fast: "Exactly as planned, Mum..."
(Check the rest of this thread and/or my pinned tweet for details. That was the plan) https://twitter.com/JohnWest_JAWS/status/1265234419029245952?s=20